Rockne's Roundtable

Smile. Poo. Cry. Those three can go in any order. Then - tickets to the NCG. House in South Bend for football season. House in Greece for the offseason/vacation. House in Hilton Head, SC to settle down. And, finally, I'd write a letter to Selma Hayek explaining - in detail - how she could make $50M for a week's work.

Just wanted to make a small correction here: Mrs. Sapp, in fact, would think about what to do with $400M. Mr. Sapp would be given an allowance.

Teeth for all Alabama fans

Jason:

For the record, the actual take home would be (lump sum roughly $330,000,000). THEN, the government gets half of that. Your bank account would officialy be $165,000,000 richer.

Agreed, I would tell everyone in my family they should send me a list of EVERYTHING they owe. Hopefully that number is under $1,000,000 each. I would also tip them $1,000,000 each after that.

The Lou Somogyi foundation for memory and mammory awareness would receive $5,000,000. I would also buy Luther a new church organ so his Hungarian Catholic church could hear his weekly symphony in stereo.

Maybe chip in $10,000,000 to start a fund building a new ND basketball arena.

Should have $100,000,000 left to live on 4% annual interest for an eternity.

I guess I really haven't given this much thought

Jimbo