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Joke: Golf balls

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13 months ago

A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of
golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde. The puzzled
blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."
The blonde continued to look at him for a very long time,
thinking deeply about what he had said. After several
minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any
longer, she asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
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Dyin'!!!!!!!!!!
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13 months ago

Haha nice, I have a golf joke too.
Tiger Woods is driving his new Cadillac to a tournament and has to stop for gas in a small rural town on the way. A curious local man notices Woods as he pulls in and comes over to inspect the fancy ride. He points inside at the GPS dock and says, "What's that for?"
"That lets you know where you're headed while you are driving," says Tiger.
The old man then points to an overhead compartment and asks the same question.
"That's a place where you can store your sunglasses if you don't need them," says Tiger.
Finally, the man, who doesn't play much golf, points to a few tees that Tiger has in the cup holder of the car.
"Alright, so what are those for?"
Tiger says: "Oh, those are tees. You rest your balls on them before you drive."
"Damn," says the old man. "Cadillac thought of everything."
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Funny stuff fellas!!
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